Friday Fives
1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
“Put On Some Pants”
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Jack Black – Let’s Get it On
What’s it all about, Alfie
Theme from the Flinstones
Bob Dylan: Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
And lots of Foreigner, Journey and Kenny Loggins – for the ladies.
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
Live action but rated R, because I cuss like a filthy sailor.
4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
Me? Bill Murray.
Julie? Bette Midler
Mom? A shapely Kathy Bates?
Jim? Henry Fonda or Kenny Rogers in The Gambler.
Ed? Edward Norton maybe? (Ed votes for John Cusack – a major celebrity.)
Sage? Fierce contract negotiations are ongoing. Sandy Duncan will do it, for cheap. We really want Isabelle Huppert. but she is filming in Barcelona. Kathy Griffin has been nixed by Sage as being just too . . .
We have settled on Christna Applegate, if we can just make the deal work.
The gang? The cast of Buffy. They can fight it out amongst themselves.
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
The phone rings. I am reading on the john. I stumble through the house, pants around ankles. Next scene: I am vacuming in my underwear, the UPS guy knocks on the door, I stumple putting on pants knocking down a bookcase. Next scene: driving to work, spilling food and coffee on my pants and I pull them off as I drive to let them dry out the window. Hijynx ensue.
My life is almost exactly like a Mr. Bean episode.
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