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Caroline Will Be Mine

I was watching a Conan O’Brian rebroadcast this morning and his guest, Caroline Rhea was one. Apparently sweet, sweet Caroline, America’s Sweet Heart, is single again. She didn’t go through with her wedding (details are sketchy.) I must now pack my bags and move to Hollywood. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. And since her show may be cancelled, I will have the time to wine and dine her. If only I had a dime for wine.