1. What’s the worst thing Neil Armstrong could have said while stepping on the Moon for the first time?
Oops, missed a step there. Houston, I’ve sprained me kee for all Mainkind.
2. You’re the first astronaut to land on Mars (or another planet). What do you say?
“I’m pretty sure we should taken a left back there, yesterday.”
3. If you could wander around in outer space, where would you go?
Mercury. It is so pretty.
4. What would be the most underwhelming announcement that NASA scientists make on Monday?
“Good afternoon. We have been to space there literally no one there.”
5. If NASA came to you tomorrow and asked if you would be willing to take part in a one-way trip to establish a Martian colony would you accept?
Sure, why not. I am a single guy in my early 50s – let’s go.
1. “Look at mommy’s fancy lad!”
2. “How in the fuck are ever getting home?”
3. A galaxy far far away.
4. “There are donuts in the break room. Please only take one so all may enjoy.”
5. No. I’m severely lacking in MacGuyver-esque skills. I’d be dead before we got there.
1) how long is this gonna take? I have to crap so bad.
2) Wait there’s no pizza delivery?
3) Where no man had boldly gone before.
4) Hello, we’re alone.
5) Is it my job to “repopulate” the new planet? Maybe….