1. What is your best random advice?
Use rubber bands from the grocery store produce section to match up and band your socks before you put them in the washer. They will come out of the dryer matched up and ready to fold.
2. What random song comes up on your music player?
“Chan Chan” from the Buena Vista Social Club
3. What is the first thing that comes up when you enter your birthday in a google search bar?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_26: 47 BC – Julius Caesar visits Tarsus on his way to Pontus, where he meets enthusiastic support, but where, according to Cicero, Cassius is planning to kill him at this point.
4. Paste your “Safe For Work” from here: http://www.randomwebsite.com/
A pretty boring blog post from 2007: http://zeblog.blogspot.com/
5. And to reaffirm the Internet’s weirdness, where does this take you? https://www.reddit.com/r/random/
Acttually kind of entertaining – an the internet is nothing but cat pictures: https://www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/
1. Using a traditional apple peeler/corer/slicer makes eating apples super fun and super easy to dehydrate them.
2) Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
3. http://takemeback.to/16-July-1965
4. http://www.sinkers.org/ A website of and by Mike Fluggennock (awesome name)
5. https://www.reddit.com/r/MacroPorn/ and, no, it’s not porn.
1) fill your water bottle part way then prop it at an angle in the freezer. Then you can have a cold drink for most of the day.
2) Groove is in the heart by Dee Light
3) http://takemeback.to/11-February-1972#.V-Vb7n48Kf0
4) http://www.dogwig.com/
5) https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/ videos & gifs of impending doom!
1. Never date someone who can significantly out drink you. It inevitably turns into a dysfunctional competition.
2. Animal by Neon Trees.
3. Rejoice with Jerusalem. “Before she was in labor she gave birth; before her pain came upon her.”
4. http://ww5.spoonfed.net/ It’s a dud.
5. It was a diatribe about being a hipster douche.