1. Have you found anything at your parent’s house that has disturbed you?
I knew where my dad kept his stacks of Playboys and Penthouse magazines but that wasn’t really disturbing for a 12 year old tween. I caught them making whoopie once. I stormed into their bedroom and they were on the bed. Thankfully I never really saw anything and the next day there was a lock on the door.
2. What should every teenager know before they hit their 20s?
How to buy a home and manage a banking account. And how to make a good breakfast.
3. What is something a 40 year old should have already learned?
How to buy a home and manage a banking account. And how to make a proper gin and tonic.
4. What’s the most stereotypical thing about you?
I am clumsy left hander and a text book Gemini.
5. What is a job most people would be surprised exists?
Seafaring telegraphers using morse code to communicate at sea. (Very few still remain employed.)
1) Documents that clearly incriminated them in Area 51.
2) Use a goddamn condom punk!
3) Use a goddamn condom stupid old man.
4) I am a man, I fart.
5) Guys who sit at light rail crossings, just in case.
1) They had a Vegan cook book once.
2) How to write an actually useful resume.
3) How to balance a checkbook.
4) I am an enigma.
5) Bus stop cleaner.