Friday Fives

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1. What are you going to do to ensure Donald Trump is not our president?
I think I agree with Jon Fugelsang and make sure everyone gets a passport to make it easier to register to vote. Then ensure they vote.The bonus is that if Trump wins, we all have passports now and we can relocate to Canada.

2. Remember Ben Carson? What ever happened to him (five years later)?
Vice President Carson in the Trump second term has taken on locating Heaven using the resources of NASA. “We all know that it is up there, up in the clouds and in the space – I ask the question ‘Why have we not found it yet? Or perhaps we have but it has been covered, up.’ ”

3. There wre 5 Dem nominees for president andd 17 for the GOP – who was missing in that huge field?
Reading this I suppose we are to build a better crop of candidates. Elizabeth Warren or Sherrod Brown on the Dem side. I am totally fine with the crap mess on the GOP side.

4. Who is your favorite president?
Theodore Roosevelt. I read a great three volume biography on him by Morris and he is such a complicated and captivating man.

5. For a real election to work everybody needs to vote. What will you do to get a few additiona foks to the polls?
Well, in Colorado this is pretty easy. We have vote by mail in this state and voter registration is pretty simple. So ensure all friends and second and third tier friends have registered, their addresses are current and they are set up with their local county clerk office to receive a mail in ballot. That should do the trick.

One Reply to “Friday Fives”

  1. 1. If it comes to it. . . .I’m perfectly content to run him over with my car *while* I send a Snapchat. I really doubt the Secret Service would hurl their bodies in my path. (Can I use a rented car? I really don’t want to mess up my own car).

    Serious answer. I will vote against him. I will discourage anyone I know from voting for him. I will disown people for voting for him.

    2. He has launched his own brand of men’s fashions, and has finally come out as a gay for Christ (*and* a whole lot of random dudes). His new book, “Fisting for Ramadan,” is a surprise hit with Christian booksellers.

    3. Joe Biden should have run. I think the dialogue in our nation would be quite different had he run.

    4. Lincoln. He was deeply principled, and like Ben Carson, a closeted homo.

    5. I will hound everyone I encounter (except the stupid people) to ensure they are registered and that they vote. If they get mail in ballots, I’ll offer to fill them out and hand deliver them to the ballot box.

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