Friday Fives

1. You have an extra $500 to frivolously spend each month, you cannot invest or save it, what do you spend it on?
All the California wine I can get my hands on before the prices go through the work.

2. What terrible alcoholic drinks did you try as a young adult?
19 years-old, one summer – way too many beers and tequila mixed together. This was way before tequiza, which is tequila flavored malt liquor. No this was the real thing and looking back I am amazed we could actually drink it.

3. You wake up, current age, and it’s 1974. What are you going to do with your day?
Invest in as many technology-based stocks as possible.

4. In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
America, before the nukes, melted it.

5. You have one-chance to steal anyone’s talent. Who’s talent do you steal?
One of those porn stars with amazing oral sex skills.