1. What foods are just delivery systems for other foods?
Almond milk. Its main job is to give me morning cereal. Also rice – its main job is to give me sushi
2. What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Gin & Tonic :
1 & 1/2 ounces of Gin
A cocktail glass filled with ice
one slice of lime
top with tonic (I prefer Q but I usually use Sodastream diet tonic cuz it’s so much cheaper.)
Next step: World peace.
3. What’s a food that tastes better when it’s a little burnt?
Oven broiled, heavily buttered Texas Toast
4. How do you subtly fuck with people for your own enjoyment?
I like to use lots of big fancy “New York Times Crossword Puzzle” words when talking to co-workers. They are often vocabulary mystified.
5. What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
Thermo-Nuclear missiles. (Do yourself a favor and go read up on Richard Feinman. He will set you straight on how bad these things are in the modern age. Hiroshima is nothing compared to what they can do now.)
1. Do you believe in fate?
Not really, no. I am not a big believer in magical things as such and instead we all are just to go with the flow.
2. If Karma was to visit you now, would it be kind or kick you in the butt?
KInd – I am decent human and nice to other cars in traffic and I smile at strangers and look them in the eye – what more can I do. (Also, see above – there really is no such thing,)
3. Do you believe you have lived another life previous to this one?
No. And there isn’t one on the other end of this life either. (See answer 1 above)
4. What do you believe in with an unshakable resolve?
Laughter is the most important medicine.
5. What one factor influences your life the most?
Always avoid activities, events or items that might leave a mark.
1. What’s your most recent earworm stuck in your noggin?
I have some old soft rock ditty “You Are The Woman” by Denver’s own Firefall stuck in my head and I don’t know the words very well at all. But, hey. It it has some sweet Rock Flute ™.
2. What’s your newest favorite band/performer?
Spotify has turned me on to an Edmonton, Ont rapper named Cadence Weapon – and I jam to him a lot lately. (Who knew I had the hip hops in me?)
3. Spotify/Pandora/Tidal/Radio – where do the tunes come from?
During the day I generally bounce between SiriusXM and Spotity put I keep Pandora loaded because I have a couple of great playlists curated over there, but I am drifting away from Pandora over time. Tidal looks promising (loseless streaming music) but it is pricey, so I will pass – sorry Jay-Z.
4. Do you have a favorite live performance found on the You Tubes?
There are lots of late night television live performances. It is fun to search for Letterman and then add a band/performer and you will usually find a great performance.
5. Have you ever written a song?
Not full fledged song. I barely remember how to ready music.
1. After your first language, what language would you most like to learn? (Say the first language too)
After English, there was French. I studied French in college and would like to be better at it. Maybe I’ll take it up as a mid-life endeavor.
2. Does your country have a second language? What is it?
Not officially, but I suppose you could say Spanish is the second language.
3. How many languages can you count to 5 in? To 10 in? List them.
4. What is the first overseas country you visited? And from where? (ie/ Timbuktu to Mars)
Germany, from Denver. Thanks, Uncle Sam.
5. What country do you most want to visit? And why?
One of the Scandinavias and Vietnam.
1. What food is delicious but a pain to eat?
Crab legs. So yummy but a real pain in the ass to get out of the shells. But oh, the butter. I am hungry thinking about it.
2. What’s the easiest meal you know how to cook?
Basted fried eggs and toast for breakfast. From refrigerator to table in about 3 minutes. So easy.
3. What is the most difficult meal you have prepared?
I tried creating an authentic Indian curry base and it took hours to cook everything down.
4. What food or drink can you almost not comprehend other people actually like?
Having been basically meat free (with a few seafood and fish exceptions) I can see myself returning to most meats – I shudder at the thought of chicken wings and chicken thighs.
5. What is the “white chocolate is not real chocolate” of other foods?
Imitation Crabmeat – usually white fish or a blend of white fish and crab – still good but not what it pretends to be.
1. What is something amazing that has happened in the last five years?
They have been able to cure Hep C. That is pretty remarkable. And they can’t prevent AIDS with a medication regimen.
2. What is something you would love to happen in the next five years?
The End of the Trump Era.
3. Do you make “life plans” or do you live spontaneously?
I am a pretty spontaneously living person. Lot’s of precise planning in my personal life is stressful and I have enough stress at work.
4. Do you think about what you might do when you retire?
Read a lot and move to the mountains.
5. Is your lifestyle similar to your parents, grandparents, or something utterly different?
Utterly different. I live in an apartment in an urban setting as single guy. It couldn’t be more a more stark contrast.
1. What’s the funniest name you’ve heard someone call an object when they couldn’t remember its actual name?
I had an Army Sargent who coined the term “Thing-a-ma-shit” I truly like that word.
2. What is the funniest movie you have ever watched?
I remember as a child laughing with tears rolling down my face at “Snowball Express” The first time I watched “The Tin Man” it was hilarious.
But funniest movie for me all time? “A Night At The Opera” by the Marx Brothers.
3. What is the funniest lie to tell kids?
The tooth fairy is a hilarious and gruesome concept.
4. What is the best/funniest recurring joke in a TV series?
Favorite: Troy and Abed in the Morning from the closing credits on “Community. ” Runner up: Murphy Brown’s house that was never finished being painted – and her revolving cast of receptionists usually played by someone famous in a cameo.
5. What’s your funniest “I’ve made a huge mistake” moment while cooking?
The now famous in the Nall family – 7 heads of garlic Texas chili. That winter in Gunnison, I was never visited by vampires.
1. Who is the “there’s always one” person at your work?
That “really, really super nice lady” who isn’t very smart but always smiling and needs to be reminded daily or even hourly what her job is and how to do it.
2. What was your “Holy shit. I can’t believe that actually worked.” moment?
My long “sabbatical” that landed me a pretty great job. I was able to hold out until the right job came along.
3. What was something you were super into, but not anymore?
Downloading music from torrents. I was quite the felon but with lots of streaming options and amazing libraries, like Spotify that’s no longer necessary.
In related news, Neil Young has put his entire catalog online and free to download through June.
4. What cool gadget under $200 can be life changing?
Lifesaver, maybe not but I use it a lot – I bought a vintage phone handset from Moshi Moshi years ago, more as a gag and find I use it a lot for long cell phone conversations. You can cradle the handset in your neck, old school and talk to mom for hours and hours and remain comfortable.
If not that, then a decent car GPS that can work where there is no cellular? (I travel in rural Colorado from time to time and an always available map is great.)
5. What is a dirty business tactic that you know and everyone should be aware of it?
Calling the cable company each year to get a new rate – usually works like a charm.
1. What are your favorite mixed alcoholic beverages that don’t require soda?
I nice ice cold gin martini with a kiss of vermouth, shaken and mixed to a 8:1 ration. Served with anything in the fridge that’s cold and pickled. Hard to go wrong.
2. Do you have a New Year’s tradition?
Over the last six or seven years or perhaps more, I have stayed home for New Year’s Eve. I have spent far too many Eve’s waiting for a taxi, a bus or a train to get home. And sure there is Uber and Lyft but keep a keen eye out for their surge pricing for the Eve – it’s quite costly.
3. Do you have a funny New Year’s Eve party memory?
There was a really cold evening that involved an inadequately dressed young man waiting for the bus while carrying a wrapped gift – he has gone down in lore as Bus Guy. And this was early on in the world of first night and the dropping of the ball in Lodo followed by the running of the bulls down 16th St. mall to find a warm place to have a beer. We all still talk about that night.
4. How did you spend the New Year’s Eve in 1999?
Like it was 1969. (Frankly, I can’t remember.
5. Do you make and keep New Year’s resolutions?
I am resolving to not make a resolution this year but instead develop some rituals and habits that will last much longer.
Its beginning to smell a lot like Christmas…
1. Will you be having a white Christmas?
Looks like some snow on Christmas Eve that might stick around for Christmas.
2. Best present you could get/have already received this season?
I bought my self a couple of really cool graphic novels by Chris Ware that I want to wade into this weekend.
3. Egg nog or snogging under the mistletoe?
I am pro eggnog.
4. Is time on your side?
This year, it is – looking forward to a basically stress-free holiday season.
5. Favorite holiday tradition:
Mimosas on Christmas morning.